You're joking, right?

Bill Clinton Thinks we need an Internet Agency Truth Detector

Forgive me Sheriff Dupnik for the perceived vitriol that I’m about to speak; for it is all true.

In a CNBC interview that aired May 06, 2011 opined we need an Internet agency created by the U.S. government or United Nations to debunk malicious rumors that originate and spread online. May I be so bold as to ask if we’re talking about rumors like the ones that were raised during your Presidency that accused you of having sex with a young intern by the name of Monica Lewinsky? You know, the one where you looked at the camera, bit your lower lip, wagged your finger at the camera with eyes squinted and said, “I never ever had sexual relations with that woman.”? Oh, that’s right, you later had to admit that you lied to the American public and gave a tearful apology.

Of course Bill, in true Liberal fashion says it should be on the taxpayer dime. “Somebody needs to be doing it, and maybe it’s a worthy expenditure of taxpayer money.” He claims, “I think it would be a legitimate thing to do.” Of course keep in mind that he thought Monica was a “legitimate thing to do”, too. Leave it to Liberals; they’re always willing to put our money where their mouth is.

Clinton believes that if such an agency were formed it would have to be “totally transparent”. I’m sure he’s speaking in the school of Obama and Nancy Pelosi. We would have to approve it to see what was in it.

At least he he’s suggesting oversight by those bastions of non-partisanship like the United Nations or NPR. You’re joking, right? What he’s talking about is the thing the Democrats have been pushing for a long time, the so-called “fairness doctrine”. It’s fair so long as the Democrats agree with it. If you don’t; you’re spewing vitriol and foregoing civility. SHAME ON YOU!

I’m thinking that, either he’s crazy or thinks we are. In his defense I’ll offer that at least he didn’t leave a stain on the entire country like the current President has.